appropriate Simple English Meaning

...ppropriate mass at appropriate placesIf u r healthy she says u shud b smartIf u dont tell her ur prob she saysur not honest 2 meIf u do tell to her she says ur a problem childIf u scold her she says you act like a nany giving lectureIf she scolds u she says Yaar, its becuz i careIf u break a promise she says she does not trust u any moreIf she breaks she says jan mein majbour thiIf u do good in exams she says qismat ne saath diya warna tum or good marksIf she gets goods mark she saysits my brainIf u hurt her she says u r cruel & dont care of my feelingsIf she hurts you she replies u r not understanding& they claim they r not Hypocrates, Interesting na or yah sub ki sub stupit girls ki sooch hay.Girl...